Gentlemen’s Guide To Love & Murder. . .

Feb 19

Gentlemen’s Guide To Love & Murder. . .

. . . Meets The  Book of Mormon  Is there room for a hit show on Broadway that doesn’t involve jokes about fucking babies as a cure for AIDS? Thank the lord there is! It’s The Gentleman’s Guide To Love And Murder and I’d swear on the actual Book of Mormon itself that it’s as funny as its English cousin, the great classic...

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The Heart-Shaped Meatloaf Is Back!

Feb 06

The Heart-Shaped Meatloaf Is Back!

    As readers of   I Can’t Believe I’m Not Bitter   know by now . . . Valentine’s Day Is Tricky. Sure, a guy can get something sweet for her. A gal can get something “hot” for him.  Something cute for the kids, anyone?     But what if you don’t have a her,  a him or a them? What if you...

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New Year’s Irresolutions

Jan 14

New Year’s Irresolutions

 Well, folks, it’s that time of year again. When you promise yourself you’ll do all those things that will allow you to become a better person and make the world safe for democracy. Actually, it’s 14 days past that time of year, which leads me to: Never Put Off Tomorrow What You Can Put Off Today Resolution #1: I will not procrastinate any...

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The Perfect Christmas Tree For You

Dec 18

The Perfect Christmas Tree For You

If you fell for the title, you’ve come to the wrong place. You want the Martha Stewart Christmas web site. But wait! Don’t leave, because, through the haphazard magic of the Internet, you’ve stumbled on a way to gain wisdom, peace of mind, and, possibly, a mild hangover. Yes, Virginia, there is a perfect Christmas tree. And yet, there isn’t....

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Thanksgiving Story

Nov 27

Thanksgiving Story

Traditions are important, don’t you think? Uncle Nunzio does. And who are we to defy Uncle Nunzio, a rhetorical question if I ever heard one. And so, on this special day, we’re going to tell our traditional Thanksgiving Story, as we do every year. . . Scene: A large hospital in the metropolitan area.A harried looking woman paces back and forth in front...

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Breaking Up (Badly) With Walter White

Oct 29

Breaking Up (Badly) With Walter White

We knew it wasn’t going to end well. But this time, Walter went too far. I could live with the drug dealing, the lying, the murders. But in the show’s finale, the erstwhile Mr. White dealt our relationship a fatal blow. He died. He looked peaceful at the end. But I’m not. I’m upset. Sigh. What do you say about a love affair that was too hot...

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I’m Having An Affair With Walter White

Oct 13

I’m Having An Affair With Walter White

It’s dangerous telling you this. I have a husband, after all, and he does read the blog once in a while, and with my luck, he’ll pounce on this post. And what about all those drug lords and junkies? How will those guys take this news? But confess I must. Good for the soul, I hear, and while I’m not entirely convinced of that, here goes: My...

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Email Me Maybe

Sep 02

Email Me Maybe

Hot Action Anytime!Penis Growth Guaranteed!Don’t jerk off tonight, meet a local slut.(Substitute delight for slut, and you have a nifty TV jingle.)   These are but a few of the colorful email subjects that have appeared in my New Mail in the last few days. And that’s after trying for a whole month (August is slow) to get unsubscribed from the many, many...

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