Women And Their Hair

Apr 17

Women And Their Hair

The entire economy would collapse tomorrow if women were satisfied with the hair nature gave them. Satisfied? Don’t be ridiculous. We spend gazillions of dollars on products and services to change our manes. We dye our hair, fry our hair, curl it, straighten it, streak it, bleach it, cut it short, grow it long, braid it, dread it (literally and figuratively),...

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WRAP RAGE!

Apr 11

WRAP RAGE!

Sadists surround us. “Friends” who tell you how nice you look— today. Bus drivers who pull away as you frantically knock on the door. In the rain. Writers of the tax code. I could go on, but why? You already know who the greatest sadists of our times are: the people who design packaging. I CAN’T OPEN THIS! And I need that smart phone now! CDs?...

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I, The Jury . . . Or Am I?

Apr 05

I, The Jury . . .      Or Am I?

I’m ready, willing (sorta), and able. Summoned to serve, I am here in the jury waiting room, waiting for something to happen. Waiting seems to be the operative word. Are you sure the jurors on Perry Mason started this way? What About The Ones on Law & Order? Well, them too, I guess. According to Diane Sawyer in the “inspirational” video...

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The Devil’s In The DAEMONS

Apr 26

The Devil’s In The DAEMONS

Problems with Emails? You are not alone.You are not a We all have our personal demons, but if you send out a lot of emails on AOL, you also get DAEMONS. This is very annoying. First of all I don’t know how to pronounce the word, and when I’m yelling WTF at something, I like to know how the devil to say it. Is it DEE-mon, as I thought, or DAY-mon, as...

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I’M SUING FACEBOOK!!

Apr 19

I’M SUING FACEBOOK!!

Will people ever stop coming out of the woodwork to sue Mark Zuckerberg — and leave the poor guy alone so he can enjoy his billions in peace? No way. In fact, I’m suing the Big Z myself. Hell, everybody else is. Following in the footsteps of Eduardo Saverin, Sean Parker, and the Winklevoss twins (all portrayed in the movie, The Social Network), The New York...

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PASS THE POPCORN: Movies Are Back!

Apr 05

PASS THE POPCORN: Movies Are Back!

Tell the truth: How many movies did you go to last year? Not so fast! NETFLIX doesn’t count, or Turner Classic Movies, although Ted deserves sainthood for this channel, or even Pay For View. I said, “go to.” As in: venture forth into the actual world, buy a ticket, and sit in a theatre with other live, more or less human, beings. The national...

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