Saks Therapy

Oct 27

Saks Therapy

I was demoralized, dazed, and confused. The reason was obvious: I had just spent 6 weeks dealing with our so-called health system, with no end in sight. Fortunately, or Fortunato-ly, the solution was also clear: go shopping. Taking advantage of a rare free moment, I took a taxi to Saks. Yes, that’s right, a taxi. Even though there’s a perfectly good bus...

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I AM BUGS BUNNY

Oct 20

I AM BUGS BUNNY

Quick! Tell the truth.Are you Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse? Here’s the story:You can choose some things in life— like whether to be a Democrat or a Republican, a religious person or a non believer, a carnivore or a vegetarian. But some things are thrust upon you —you are either short or tall, have blue or brown eyes, are athletic or a klutz, have musical talent or a...

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Stuff It!

Oct 05

Stuff It!

Attention: Toy lovers and/or neurotics: A new line of stuffed animals with mental illnesses has been introduced by The Paraplush Toy Company in Germany. Really! There’s Dub, a severely depressed turtle (Are turtles ever happy?), Sly the Snake, who has terrifying hallucinations (Could it be guilt over that Garden thing?), and a crocodile with an irrational fear...

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